Ba baa black sheep have you any wool?
Brush here, shear there, ne’er a bag full…
That sheep ain’t no Dalai Lama– girl, yoe must be a glutton for for an ass-whoopin’ keepin’ that ewe round here!
This was one piece of mutton long past its expiration date, with a comb-over rivaled only by The Donald himself, and a disproportionately sized tongue lolling out its mouth.
Dolly was an old ewe, she had certainly sheered better days… but the little boy who lived down the lane, turned his nose to ordinary wool, white and plain.
Master demands a bag per day, and a second for the Dame. You know what happens when their coats grow lame.
Ewwwwe, not stew! Not Dolly!
Hush! Not a peep from you or the ewe– I have a plan:
Knight, Bruce I. “Animal Cloning: Transitioning from the Lab to the Market.” USDA. March 5, 2008. https://www.aphis.usda.gov/newsroom/speeches/content/2008/03/Biotech_Comm_final_3-5-08.pdf
Do you even movie night big bro? That never bodes well for the humans…
Think–Dollhouse. The 6th Day. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Star Wars II. Blade Runner.
Ask yourself: Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep?
I know I know, a clone is not the same as an android… but would you want to eat it? wear it? drink its milk?
Pull the wool over your eyes, but ewwwwe, not stew!
We assure ewe, it is as safe for human consumption as the foods we eat every day: United States Department of Health and Human Services. “Animal Cloning” FDA. July 3, 2014. http://www.fda.gov/AnimalVeterinary/SafetyHealth/AnimalCloning/default.htm
We? Big bro, are you–
We assure ewe, it is as safe for human injection as the drugs we take every day: United States Department of Health and Human Services. “Genetically Engineered Animals” FDA. August 23, 2015. http://www.fda.gov/downloads/ForConsumers/ConsumerUpdates/UCM144055.pdf
But that’s a goat–
Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell…
We assure you, it is as safe as for human society as the society we live in every day: Michael Herndon. “Transcript of Media Briefing on FDA’s Release of a Final Guidance for Industry on the Regulation of Genetically-Engineered Animals” FDA. January 15, 2009. http://www.fda.gov/downloads/NewsEvents/Newsroom/MediaTranscripts/UCM121219.pdf
Recorded? I object–
Reporters will be in a listen only mode until we open call for comments.
- Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
- and doesn’t know where to find them;
- Make them a clone, and they’ll come home,
- wagging their tails behind them.
She awoke with a start, her face full of wool– black wool.
Dolly the sheep, with a fleece thick as thieves…
Her eyes they must be deceiving.
It couldn’t be! Not Dolly, her Dolly?
She sure was a spittin’ image…
Three bags full she stuffed with wool
She had dreampt her sheep from lame to cool!
- Little Bo-peep fell fast asleep,
- and dreamt she heard them bleating;
- but when she awoke, she found it a joke,
- for they were still a-fleeting.
You’re a hack with a hook!
That filthy crook!
Big bro must’ve been deceiving.
And fancy “science” reading
Dolly was gone
Before she ever knew she was sleeping
- Then up she took her little crook,
- determined for to find them;
- she found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
- for they’d left their tails behind them.
Tale of woe, woe is me
How could she let it be?
Tale by Tale
bye bye tails…
- It happened one day, as Bo-peep did stray
- into a meadow hard by,
- there she espied their tails side by side,
- all hung on a tree to dry.
buy small retail
are getting stale…
- She heaved a sigh and wiped her eye,
- and over the hillocks went rambling,
- and tried what she could, as a shepherdess should,
- to tell each clone from its lambkin…
But the real mystery
was little Bo-Peep
for that night she dreampt
of electric sheep.